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Cash4Gold: The Sinister Secret
By Smaktakula But Is It Reputable? Products Promoted By Hammer Are, If Anything, TOO Legitimate. Cash4Gold. You’ve seen the ads on TV, at the mall and on creepy hand-drawn signs stapled to telephone...
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Alexandra Wallace: Ching-Chong Champion Of Tolerance
By Smaktakula "Believe Me, I Know I've Hurt People, But I've Learned My Lesson. Would I Do Something Like This Again? Not A Chinaman's Chance!" When It’s Funny ‘Cause It’s Hateful. In a stunning turn...
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TripoliWatch 2011: Time Out!
By Smaktakula The brave rabble comprising the Libyan resistance* has been forced to reconfigure its anti-Gaddafi strategy when inclement weather forced the United States to temporarily withdraw its...
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Could You Be An Asshole? Holy War
By Smaktakula "Verily, Brethren, I Say Unto Thee That It Pleaseth The Lord That We Smite These Fuckers Royally." It’s not a crime to want to seem more intelligent than you really are. There are a...
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The Lord Not Quite Ready To Forgive Germany
By Smaktakula It's As If Suddenly God's Favor And Goodwill Went Up In A Cloud Of Smoke. Back in the early 1990s, it seemed like German tourists in America couldn’t catch a break. It’s hard to forget...
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Al Qaeda: Surprisingly Sensitive
By Smaktakula Ahmadinejad Resembles Comedian Yakov Smirnoff, But The Similarities End There: The Iranian President Is Actually Quite Funny. Tiny nutjob Mahmoud Ahmadinejad can always be counted on to...
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Best of Headlines II
By Smaktakula In which we present Part II of the Lost Headlines. We’ll Try Not To Let It Go To Waste. Look, if you want to waste your time reading the articles, more power to you. As for us, the...
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Let’s Try Hating Someone New
By Smaktakula Please. That Is SO 1998. Humanity is no stranger to hate. Throughout its long and bloody history, Homo sapiens has always managed to find a worthwhile reason not just to oppose another...
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Headlines: 09.17.12
By Smaktakula ‘Cause You’ve Already Got The Job, Bro-Ski! As the news articles of the day are so replete with unfamiliar words and challenging concepts, we’re happy simply to comment on the headlines....
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Headlines: Achtung, Maybe!
By Smaktakula This One Practically Writes Itself, Which Is Good, Because Mocking This Wretch Would Be Like Stealing Lunch Money From A Down Syndrome Kid. In which we champion the twin virtues of...
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